Stone-washed black — the chest has an employee card layout: name, specialization (UFOs/Ghosts), social skills (0%), paranormal knowledge (100%), beside a blue silhouette figure with goggles and a clipboard. The back shows the same figure crouching beneath a massive flaming red skull-like entity on a dark X backdrop. Front is deadpan; back is unhinged. That contrast is the whole joke and it lands every time.